swheatly531: Hi, Carla. So, have you gotten over your jet lag yet? How is Lagos?
ladycarla: Smelly, crowded, impossibly rich and heinously poor all at the same time. We have our work cut out for us. The government corruption alone is a massive obstacle – it’s probably the worst I’ve ever seen and you and I have seen some seriously corrupt governments.
swheatly531: That is scary.
ladycarla: The good news is there are several folks open to micro-loans. But it’s sure going to take the whole five years to get things up and going. Did you find the place ok?
swheatly531: No problem. Right on top of the Metro stop. It’s gorgeous, too. I don’t even think I’ll mess with the bedroom.
ladycarla: You may as well. I’ll be re-doing it as soon as I get back, and five years is an awful long time to put up with someone else’s taste.
swheatly531: Your taste is great. I will have to add some cooking equipment to the kitchen, though.
ladycarla: So I don’t cook.
swheatly531: How come there’s a door in the basement? It looks like it goes through a tunnel.
ladycarla: lol. Forgot to tell you about that. It’s a secret entrance from the back alley. The guy who built the house was this senator who liked his women. He had the secret entrance built so he could get his hookers in and out. The real estate agent said other members of Congress have taken advantage of it over the years.
swheatly531: lol. I’ll keep that in mind if I meet any members of Congress. Off to make phone calls. Already have a lunch scheduled for tomorrow.
ladycarla: You go get ‘em.
Five days later, in an office at the State Department, a junior-level human resources officer cringed in front of the deputy secretary of state.
“I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace,” the young officer said. “But when I saw her resume, I thought it was for the White House position.”
Wallace growled. “But I sent it down in an inter-departmental envelope.”
“Like all the others.”
“But it was from me.”
“I know, sir. But everyone has been offering candidates. All the note said was that the resume was to be verified and the security background done.”
“I wanted the resume verified so that I could write up an offer of employment.”
“Well, it did get verified and the security background was done. And Ms. Fritsch did the initial interview.”
“So? Can I write up my offer?”
“Well, see, that’s the problem, sir. Wheatly made the cut. The president is supposed to interview her tomorrow.”